Anyone with a reason to avoid Match of the Day tonight might profitably consider tuning in to Talksport to hear Derek Hammond discussing vintage football-shirt nostalgiathon ‘Shirt tales & Short Stories’, today’s top footer events and tomorrow’s back pages.
Given Mr Kelly’s status as a Spurs fan, it seems unlikely that conversation will swing around to this afternoon’s controversial 4-3 result against plucky Leicester.
Best concentrate on funny kit from the 70s, eh?