Sturdily built, old-school style, on elegant stilts, and enjoying an unusual position somewhat inappropriate for a football ground.
Chelsea’s North Stand, that is, built across the corner of Stamford Bridge.
Co-star of this groovy Hot Hits LP from 1971, on the cut-price Music For Pleasure label.
If this happens to be your mum or your auntie, get in touch and we’ll bung you the LP if she hasn’t already got it proudly hanging over the mantlepiece.