This looks wild.
Girls taking their clothes off and wiggling in big feathers and rubber bows. Expensive-looking drinkies. Drugs being openly passed around. Girls looking at middle-aged blokes as if they’re really interesting.
And you see that logo down in the bottom corner, setting a fine 1970s example for modern players who now spend the vast majority of their endless free time giving it the large one in so-called ‘gentleman’s clubs’…?
Smoke tabs, get pissed and ogle semi-naked girls almost wearing spangly dresses.
Says the Football League.
Just for the record, we think it looks good too, and will give this club a really good review if we can come and visit one lunchtime. Thanks very much.
Read more about tabs and Bovril and beer in retro-footy-grumble-fest ‘Got, Not Got’… runner-up in this year’s Footy Book of the Year, and this Xmas’s must-have stocking filler. Available from branches of WH Smith and Waterstones or online here…