Following Liverpool’s unveiling of their new Warrior kit (complete with ‘ancient tribal warrior markings’), Got Not Got can now exclusively reveal the similar new catwalk-style gear destined for the soccer models of Milan (where else?) Norwich City, Carlisle United and Spurs.
In addition to taking football kit design to new heights of tattooish trendy cool, these kits also come with a pen top rammed squarely up the wearers’ arse.
You seriously thought we weren’t going to mention the Spurs player’s monobrow?
Despite which he somehow bears an uncanny resemblance to Gary Mabbutt?
It’s time you got ‘Got, Not Got’.
Going cheap here…