Do you talk to your car? Have you found the perfect bird? Have you looked in Sweden or France? Is your chest hairier than your mother-in-law’s?
Take the vintage GNG bitterman test – raise your glass, and perhaps your eyebrow…
Whatever happened to John Sleeuwenhoek, eh?
Got, Not Got – in the mixer for Football Book of the Year, and price hacked yet again on Amazon. Yours for the price of a round of drinks!