“You’ll build steelhard muscles in every part of your body, and your husky good looks will be the stepping stone to an exciting new life…”
Bullworker gives England’s dynamic goalkeeper Peter Shilton that extra muscle power required to lift a stocky six-foot brickie clean off his feet and send him soaring through the air in unlikely fashion. The scientifically proven principles of isotonics (established by the Max Planck Institute in Germany) play their part in enabling Shilts to cheat gravity, along with a built-in powermeter. Stand-up comedian Stewart Lee hates football, but he’s still one of the best writers on football. Stew’s nickname for Shilton: ‘The Bee’.
There’s nine more Chrimbo must-haves here in our Sabotage Times article.