Celtic and Scotland Legend Ate Fruit – The Shocking Picture Proof

Yesterday’s heart-tugging post about a beautiful picture of Celtic hero Jimmy Johnstone attracted a flood of feedback.

1 – A phone call from north of the border. Roughly paraphrased: “What the [heck] are ye on aboot with yer fake Scottish accent and all that [rubbish] about cheese and tomato [sandwiches]?”

Right then. Where I was happy to allude to Jinky’s packed lunch in a bittersweet tribute, I’m now forced to OOT THE WEE GADGE.

JINKY JOHNSTONE ATE FRUIT.

And no matter how distasteful it might be for Scottish fans, including members of my own extended family who I was trying to shield, HERE’S THE PROOF. It’s butter from Jinky’s cheese and tommie piece, right, and a stain complete with two telltale pips:

And here’s another two juicy pips that squished out of his mouth when he’s chomped down into a tomato with his falsies:

And another lot:

2 – The other bit of feedback was more sensitive to the Celtic and Scotland legend’s memory: “I love the way you can look through his eyes and see the sky.”

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2 Responses to Celtic and Scotland Legend Ate Fruit – The Shocking Picture Proof

  1. Stephen ONeill says:

    V V V Excellent!

  2. notgot says:

    What’s this? ‘Jackie Copland Is The Incredible Hulk’…?

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